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Ek Pagli Larki

 

 Ek Pagli Larki ๑۞๑eĸ pαɢlα lαrĸα๑۞๑

You are My Breath, My Love, My Life

__________♥♥ "ShaBi" ♥♥__________

Ek Pagli Larki

 Chalaak Larka :D

Boy: I Can Kiss You Even Without
Touching You

Girl: You Cant

Boy: Lagi 50/50 Ki

Girl: Ok

Boy: Tightly Kissed Her

Girl: Hey You Touched Me

Boy: To Le Na 50 Rupe Roti Kyun
Hai... :D :P :P LOL

Joke latest version 

hahaha' latest version of old joke.. :D
Boy: I Love you, tum is duniya ki sabse
khubsurat ladki ho
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Girl: Par tumare piche toh mujhse bhi
zyada khubsurat ladki khadi hai.
.
Ladke ne mud kar dekha toh waha koi
nahi tha.

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Girl: Agar tum mujhse sachha pyaar
karte toh kabhi mud kar nahi dekhte..
"I HATE YOU"
Moral: Moral woral kuch nahi, bas
ladki zara tez nikali.
"Par Baat abhi baaki hai mere doston"
Boy: Jaise tumari marzi, but ab ye
diamond ring main kise dunga......??
Girl: Lo! Ab main apne jaanu ke saath
mazak bhi nahi kar sakti kyaa........?? :p
Ladki ne ring box mein dekha.
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Girl: Ye to khaali hai...
Boy: Agar tum mujhse sacha pyaar
karti to kabhi verify nahi karti ke is me
ring hai ke nahi....??"
I HATE YOU"
Moral: Ladki Jitni Tez Hoti Hai Utni Hi
Tez Uski Watt Bhi Lagti Hai... :P :D

Ek Pagli Larki ๑۞๑eĸ pαɢlα lαrĸα๑۞๑

You are My Breath, My Love, My Life

__________♥♥ "ShaBi" ♥♥__________

 Ek Pagli Larki

Girl and Boy

Dual heart attack msg by a girl to boy:
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1st msg- lets breakup now
Its all over..
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2nd msg- sorry sorry that was not for
you :D :P

Ek Pagli Larki ๑۞๑eĸ pαɢlα lαrĸα๑۞๑

You are My Breath, My Love, My Life

__________♥♥ "ShaBi" ♥♥__________

Ek Pagli Larki

Stupid Boy

Stupid Boyz :P

Baap- beta chhod de ye
Facebook, ye Facebook tujhe
roti nahi dega...

KamiNa Beta- haa papa
ye facebook mujhe roti nahi dene wala
par...
Roti banane wali zarur

dega.... :D ... Wehehehehehehhe ;p

BaaP Sh0ckd :o .. BetA R0ckd :D :P

❥═♥"ShaBi"❥═♥

Ek Pagli Larki ๑۞๑eĸ pαɢlα lαrĸα๑۞๑

You are My Breath, My Love, My Life

__________♥♥ "ShaBi" ♥♥__________

 Ek Pagli Larki

Pathan Joke

Ek Pagli Larki ๑۞๑eĸ pαɢlα lαrĸα๑۞๑

You are My Breath, My Love, My Life

__________♥♥ "ShaBi" ♥♥__________

Ek Pagli Larki

Dad

Ek Pagli Larki ๑۞๑eĸ pαɢlα lαrĸα๑۞๑

You are My Breath, My Love, My Life

__________♥♥ "ShaBi" ♥♥__________

Ek Pagli Larki

 Board of Education

Board of Education

Ek Pagli Larki ๑۞๑eĸ pαɢlα lαrĸα๑۞๑

You are My Breath, My Love, My Life

__________♥♥ "ShaBi" ♥♥__________

Ek Pagli Larki

Basanti 

Basanti lol

Ek Pagli Larki ๑۞๑eĸ pαɢlα lαrĸα๑۞๑

You are My Breath, My Love, My Life

__________♥♥ "ShaBi" ♥♥__________

Ek Pagli Larki

Facebook 

Barbaaad Karne Ke Aur Bhi Tareke They "FARAZ"
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. Jaane kyun Mark Zuckerberg K0 FACEB00K Ka

.Khayal Hi Aaya :D (',')
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  Khud To Shadi Kar Li
  Aur Humein Yehan LiKE LiKE Khelne Pe Laga
Gaya :P

❥═♥"ShaBi"❥═♥

Ek Pagli Larki ๑۞๑eĸ pαɢlα lαrĸα๑۞๑

You are My Breath, My Love, My Life

__________♥♥ "ShaBi" ♥♥__________

Ek Pagli Larki

 Wife :D

  wife : ” Ghar nahi aa sakti..”
Car ka stearing, gear, break sab chori ho
gaya hai..”
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After 1hour,
SHe calls back : “Aa rahi hu, galti se pichli
seat pe baith gayi thi..” :P

Ek Pagli Larki ๑۞๑eĸ pαɢlα lαrĸα๑۞๑

You are My Breath, My Love, My Life

__________♥♥ "ShaBi" ♥♥__________